Candles for the Professionally Unwell
Office Hours is a collection of funny office candles for full inboxes, fake urgency, back-to-back meetings, and every reply that begins with “Per my last email.” Each 10 oz coconut soy candle pairs a sharp workplace phrase with a layered fragrance selected to stand on its own.
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Emotionally Out of Office | Sea Salt + Jasmine
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Low Battery, High Expectations | Coffee + Sweet Cream
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Per My Last Nerve | Spiced Bourbon + Aged Tobacco
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Professionally Feral | Soft Suede + Pink Pepper
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Respectfully, No | White Tea + Thyme
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Soft Launching My Resignation | Lychee + Coastal Rose
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That’s Above My Pay Grade | Black Roses + Warm Oud
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Unwell, But Available | Citrus + Mint + Oakmoss
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Hand-poured in small batches at our Phoenix studio, each Office Hours candle features double cotton wicks, a minimalist glass vessel, and a black metal lid. The polished design lets the message land, while the fragrance makes each candle worth lighting long after the joke does.
Choose one for a coworker, manager, work bestie, new job, promotion, resignation, or your own post-meeting recovery routine. Because sometimes the most professional response is lighting a candle and closing the laptop.







